gughhbby:

sacrum221b:

My mom has had this cactus for years and this is the first time it’s bloomed.

omg

editoress:

If Tumblr is so accepting and loving of aliens, then why is it that meesa, Jar Jar Binks,

tuhree:

sike im beautiful let’s make a toast to that

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

it-is-a-3-patch-problem:

frightfullytreeish:

so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig

And now I will never unsee it

(Source: grootles)

if the bees are in the trap then who is pollinating the flowers

(Source: straightwhiteboyproblems)

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

image

(Source: marchingclocks)

(Source: tulyp)

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill